Zucchini: A Triptych

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Even though I’m not a student anymore, I still think of fall as back-to-school season. I live close to a major university, so thousands of students return to my city every August. At first, after I finished grad school, I didn’t envy them. I’d see undergrads picking out study snacks at Trader Joes and I’d think, “Aw, enjoy your close-reads of Kipling tonight you adorable nerds. I’m going to drink pumpkin-spiced wine and watch James Van Der Beek do a cha cha in an iridescent shirt unbuttoned to his navel on Dancing With the Stars. I’m a full Master of Fine Arts, so I earned it.”

But this fall, for the first time since I graduated, I’ve felt some nostalgia for my classroom days. It’s partly due to general nostalgia overdrive. I’m missing a lot of weird things right now, like public water fountains and condiment bars and the one Zumba instructor at my gym who always asked if we were “feelin’ sexy.” But, I also miss school because I’ve been reading and writing more lately — and I wish I had classmates to share it with.

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Mad Science

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For a long time, I thought my lab career had peaked in the seventh grade. My science project that year was entitled, “What is the Most Important Ingredient in a Cake?” I baked Betty Crocker’s yellow cake recipe ten times – each time omitting a different ingredient. I evaluated the finished cakes with a rubric that included height, color, texture and taste.

It wasn’t my highest-scoring science project. Late the night before it was due, I covered my tri-fold board with jagged, multi-colored fans of construction paper and bubble letters. I hoped it would come off as “whimsical,” but the judges called it “sloppy.” Also, they weren’t impressed that I had only done the experiment once. Apparently, the Doc Brown method wasn’t good enough for the high schoolers who got extra credit for evaluating my middle school science fair. But, it was the most relevant that “science” had ever seemed to me. Through my process, I learned that vanilla and salt are purely for taste, baking soda and eggs are for leavening, and sugar is what keeps cake from tasting like Ramen noodles. To this day, whenever I have to substitute an ingredient in a baked good, I think back to that experiment.

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Cookbookz for Cool Kidz

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Hey team. Things are pretty terrible right now, and they just keep getting worse, huh? Like many many other people (judging by the fact that the whole internet is out of yeast and flour) I have been spending a lot of time in the kitchen lately. Also like many others, I am hungry for ways to connect to the world outside my apartment. So from now until at least whenever the shelter in place order is lifted in Illinois, I’m going to post something in this space every Monday. These posts probably won’t be as long or polished or, well, good as I would like. But they will be something I can keep doing and a way I can keep sharing. Hopefully, if you’re reading this, there will be some ideas you can use or some dumb drawings that make you smile. Also, I would love to see what you are baking (and hear about your kitchen fails) as well!

Anyway, on to the dumb drawings!

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The Friday Night Cake Log

Disclaimer: I did not have the foresight to take pictures during the events described below. Instead, visual interest has been added in the form of poorly drawn crayon images. Apologies in advance!

You guys know how, on Fridays, you just want to crank some tunes, pour yourself a drink and undertake a long, tedious baking project? Or, wait…is that not how the rest of you guys kick off the weekend?

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