Mad Science

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For a long time, I thought my lab career had peaked in the seventh grade. My science project that year was entitled, “What is the Most Important Ingredient in a Cake?” I baked Betty Crocker’s yellow cake recipe ten times – each time omitting a different ingredient. I evaluated the finished cakes with a rubric that included height, color, texture and taste.

It wasn’t my highest-scoring science project. Late the night before it was due, I covered my tri-fold board with jagged, multi-colored fans of construction paper and bubble letters. I hoped it would come off as “whimsical,” but the judges called it “sloppy.” Also, they weren’t impressed that I had only done the experiment once. Apparently, the Doc Brown method wasn’t good enough for the high schoolers who got extra credit for evaluating my middle school science fair. But, it was the most relevant that “science” had ever seemed to me. Through my process, I learned that vanilla and salt are purely for taste, baking soda and eggs are for leavening, and sugar is what keeps cake from tasting like Ramen noodles. To this day, whenever I have to substitute an ingredient in a baked good, I think back to that experiment.

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The Adventures of Cakegirl

In a world where straight dudes are sincerely jazzed about lady-soccer; where Taco Bell is pretending to be woke; where all purpose flour is outselling crude oil – a world where chaos reigns – the people need a hero. They need someone steady and true, who can deliver the medicine they so desperately need:

Intermediate amateur-made layer cakes.

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Cookbookz for Cool Kidz

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Hey team. Things are pretty terrible right now, and they just keep getting worse, huh? Like many many other people (judging by the fact that the whole internet is out of yeast and flour) I have been spending a lot of time in the kitchen lately. Also like many others, I am hungry for ways to connect to the world outside my apartment. So from now until at least whenever the shelter in place order is lifted in Illinois, I’m going to post something in this space every Monday. These posts probably won’t be as long or polished or, well, good as I would like. But they will be something I can keep doing and a way I can keep sharing. Hopefully, if you’re reading this, there will be some ideas you can use or some dumb drawings that make you smile. Also, I would love to see what you are baking (and hear about your kitchen fails) as well!

Anyway, on to the dumb drawings!

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